Farenheit 451

With record breaking temperatures hitting every country and city in the world, people have been asking, what's going on with the weather? Here's my theory. First of all you can forget global warming, that has nothing to do with it. The answer lies with the devil. You see the devil has always wanted to take over the earth, yet it is too cold for him and his minions to live at a comfortable level. Stuck deep undeground Satan often watches TV thinking just once he would like to go to the beach, paddle in the sea or take a walk in the park.

So how could he make the planet warmer. Basically he bought every heater he could over the internet and set them all up at the centre of the earth. Then by turning them all on at the same time he would heat up the earth gradually bit by bit every year until the surface was warm enough for him to make his grand entrance.

Maybe I spent a bit too much time in the sun yesterday but come August 15th 2018, he will come for us all. You have been warned.

Anyway, yesterday it was about 35 degrees here in Vancouver. It involved having a barbacue, going to the beach, swimming in the sea, you know the score by now.


We spent the afternoon covered in shade at Ian's babracue. It was so hot, if the sun touched your skin, you would die


Jade has returned for a few days before going back to Australia and then back to London a few months after that. I know she finds my blog funny so I'll have to think of something to make her laugh. Erm... yeh... well... Can't actually think of anything to say right now... Sorry... Don't know what to say... Hang on I've just remembered this great joke

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient replied, "No worries, mate!!"


It's amazing how Ian's shirt and glasses look instantly more stylish on me


"You can be my wingman anytime" A classic recreation of Top Gun


We decided to invade Andy's room as we missed him so much. Only to find ET had taken up residence there


"The most fun Andy's bed has ever had" Ian Pope
This picture just never stops being funny


After becoming Ian I then decided to try my hand at becoming Andy. I can even pull off the cowboy guitarist look


We then headed down to Kits beach. Click on the picture to get a closer look at the raft we spent a while jumping off


Gav could finally celebrate, the Scottish reinforcement had arrived. Someone should have told them they could have flown


Me, Simon, Gav and Ian after our trip to the sea. And remember what happens at sea, stays at sea


The day was completed by a meal somewhere, can't remember where it was and then a trip to the cinema to see Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest.

It's Sunday now, just see what the weather's like outside.

Might stay in today